THE ORIGINAL FIZZ MONSTER
GOBLINFEAST
Crack one open and unleash MAXIMUM FIZZ, mystery flavor and absolutely zero chill.
100%
TOO
MUCH!
TOO
MUCH!
FEED THE GOBLIN →
FIZZ-O-METERSCIENTIFICALLY QUESTIONABLE
- TAP WATER
- REGULAR SODA
- DANGER ZONE
- GOBLIN MODE
OFFICIAL FLAVOR REPORT
LAB NOTES // GF-64
SWEET?OH YEAH.
FIZZY?RIDICULOUS.
NATURAL?NO COMMENT.
FLAVOR?GOBLIN.
CLASSIFIED
WHAT IS THE KEY INGREDIENT?
Excellent question. We asked the lab. They changed the subject.
COLD.
LOUD.
GREEN.
LOUD.
GREEN.
6 CANS.
1 BAD
IDEA.
1 BAD
IDEA.
FOUND WHERE COOL DRINKS LIVE
GRAB THE 6-PACK!
Stock the fridge. Call your friends. Hide one for later. Goblin Feast is best served ice cold and with absolutely no adult supervision.
★ GOBLIN FEAST • MAXIMUM FIZZ • MYSTERY FLAVOR • ZERO BORING • FEED THE GOBLIN • UNLEASH THE BEAST •