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GOBLIN FEAST SUPPLY DEPOT // 1999

THE STOREISN'T OPEN.

But something is definitely being unloaded out back. Shirts, weird promotional junk and other questionable Goblin Feast merchandise are on the way.

COMING SOON!
Goblin Feast promotional merchandise photo
Goblin Feast promotional merchandise photo
FIRST
DROP
INCOMING!

INVENTORY TERMINAL

STATUS: [ STOCKROOM LOCKED ]
SKU // GF-TEE-001

GOBLIN FEAST TEE

Black. Loud. Probably smells like fizz.

LOCKED
SKU // ???-002

MORE APPAREL

Classified until somebody finds the box cutter.

???
SKU // ???-003

WEIRD STUFF

Stickers? Trinkets? Promotional mistakes? Yes.

???
SKU // GF-DROP-01

DROP #01

Release date currently hidden from management.

SOON
WAREHOUSE BULLETIN // DO NOT PHOTOCOPY

WE'RE STOCKING THE SHELVES.

The Goblin Feast Store is still under construction. When the doors finally open, you'll find official merch for people who think subtle branding is for cowards.

LOADING MERCH...
GOBLIN FEAST
MERCH DROP #01
DO NOT OPEN
★ COMING SOON • GOBLIN FEAST STORE • SHIRTS • WEIRD STUFF • QUESTIONABLE PURCHASES • FIRST DROP INCOMING • DO NOT SHAKE THE BOX •