GOBLIN FEAST SUPPLY DEPOT // 1999
THE STOREISN'T OPEN.
But something is definitely being unloaded out back. Shirts, weird promotional junk and other questionable Goblin Feast merchandise are on the way.
COMING SOON!


FIRST
DROP
INCOMING!
DROP
INCOMING!
INVENTORY TERMINAL
STATUS: [ STOCKROOM LOCKED ]
SKU // GF-TEE-001
GOBLIN FEAST TEE
Black. Loud. Probably smells like fizz.
LOCKED
SKU // ???-002
MORE APPAREL
Classified until somebody finds the box cutter.
???
SKU // ???-003
WEIRD STUFF
Stickers? Trinkets? Promotional mistakes? Yes.
???
SKU // GF-DROP-01
DROP #01
Release date currently hidden from management.
SOON
WAREHOUSE BULLETIN // DO NOT PHOTOCOPY
WE'RE STOCKING THE SHELVES.
The Goblin Feast Store is still under construction. When the doors finally open, you'll find official merch for people who think subtle branding is for cowards.
LOADING MERCH...
GOBLIN FEAST
MERCH DROP #01
MERCH DROP #01
DO NOT OPEN
★ COMING SOON • GOBLIN FEAST STORE • SHIRTS • WEIRD STUFF • QUESTIONABLE PURCHASES • FIRST DROP INCOMING • DO NOT SHAKE THE BOX •